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January 30th, 2009

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?... @ 04:17 pm

I'm Feeling So: optimistic optimistic
LP I'm Listening To: i like it rough by lady gaga

Is...ah...is that what happened to your face?


If someone ever tries to pick me up, I'm totally going to say this to them...unless there really is something wrong with their face, because that would just be bitchy...although...slightly funnier...



Today is the day!

I am going to walk my dog today...

Yes...I said it...I am going to actually do something that will burn fat and produce muscle in me.

A walk today I will take.

January 28th, 2009

Yesterday. Oh goodness... @ 05:01 pm

I'm Feeling So: working working
LP I'm Listening To: promise by ciara

My husband and I went to Walmart yesterday at around 6-ish.


I bought one of those water just things that comes up to my hip.  Then, I bought a trash can (one of the big ones so that the water jug could fit in it).  Garrett bought a gas mask type thing and a tube.

When we got home, Garrett cut out the bottom of the water jug, duct taped one end of the tube to the small opening of the jug and the other end to his gas mask.  He then filled the trash can up with water and smoked out of our homemade gravity bong.

I didn't want the gas mask or the tube.  Since it's been duct taped, and there is no way I am going to dismantle his baby, I am going to go buy another empty water jug.  If you've seen Senior Skip Day, this is what Jackson Rathbone smokes out of at some point in the movie.  I have yet to see all of it, since there is no place in town that I can rent or buy it at.  That is ridiculous.


I am about to leave work to go eat with my husband.  After I get home today, I am working on reading for school and cleaning up the house.  It really is atrocious.  I wish we had a maid that did laundry and dishes and all cleaning whatsoever.  But alas, we have none.  Nor would we be able to afford one if we could find one.  Oh well.  I guess I'm stuck doing the "housewife" duties (that's what a lady I work with calls it).

January 23rd, 2009

Ooh... @ 12:57 pm

I'm Feeling So: busy busy
LP I'm Listening To: wake up call by relient k...so old...

I have officially changed my social security and my license.  Now I just have to go by my bank and change my accounts...

This is getting exhausting...I think I will change my accounts tomorrow...

January 22nd, 2009

Today. @ 01:49 pm

Where I Am: at work...bored...
I'm Feeling So: hungry hungry
LP I'm Listening To: new friend request by gym class heroes
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Today, I changed my Social Security.  Tomorrow, I will change my license.  Oh my god.  I'm married.


Yeah.  It's exciting!


As soon as I get off work today, I am going straight to the store to buy Bitsy a leash and everything I need to make my Aussie tucker.  (hehe...it's fun to say that with an Australian accent...try it...you'll like it...)


haha...I just thought of this comedian I watched once talking about backseat drivers.

"A drunk backseat driver isn't bad...unless he's a very persuasive drunk backseat driver."

"Turn left here!"

"But that's a brick wall..."

"Trust me..."



And yes...having my marriage license does make it seem that much more real and official.

January 3rd, 2009

2 days... @ 10:20 am

I'm Feeling So: tired tired
LP I'm Listening To: good ones by kaiser cartel

Damn.  Two days left.  Wow.

Okay.  I'm excited!


Shit...I feel like my allergies are really bothering me today...that sucks.  I'll probably go home, take a zyrtec, and clean up the kitchen after last nights festivities.


I don't remember if I posted what Garrett's and my new year's resolution is.  If I have...you get to hear about it again.

We are going to have sex at least once a day for 365 days straight.  Oh yeah...

2 down, 363 to go. 

Holy fuck. 


December 19th, 2008

17 days... @ 06:09 pm

I'm Feeling So: silly silly
LP I'm Listening To: typing and the clock...

I bet you just can't wait for the next 2 weeks and 3 days to pass so that you can know what the big surprise is...

Nah...you probably already know that it's really only exciting for me...oh well...


Tomorrow is the big Christmas party for work.  Garrett is working so I have to find someone else to go with me.

I left the painting at the office last night (I was showing it to my mom) so I didn't get to upload it.  I will remember to take it home tonight. I will remember to take it home tonight.  Maybe if I type it enough times, I'll actually remember.

Anyway...I will get a picture of it before I give it to the guy.  I like it too much to just give it up without anything to remember it by.


December 7th, 2008

Oh My God! @ 11:35 am

Where I Am: in bed
I'm Feeling So: drained drained
LP I'm Listening To: american boy by estelle


Last night was amazing.

I took some ecstasy.

I still haven't slept since 7:00am yesterday morning.

I am seriously feeling like one hott ass mess.

I am still rolling balls!

November 22nd, 2008

Office full of nutters @ 12:55 am

Where I Am: my bed
I'm Feeling So: impressed impressed
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I went to the doctor's office today to get a flu shot. I was sitting in a chair in the hallway, not knowing that the pee cupboard (the place where people put their cups of pee from the other side, which was the loo) was RIGHT next to me. No, no one spilled any in my lap, although that would've made a good blog, but a lady came out of the loo and gleefully took her pee out again (I'm HOPING it was her own pee), said hi to me (I didn't know her from Adam) and made her way down the hall. Me and the old lady next to me exchanged glances, and the old lady next me said, "I guess she didn't want to give anyone her pee. Probably has drugs in it."

I laughed for about 5 minutes straight.

Right about this time, ANOTHER lady practically ran down the hall and gleefully (I don't know HOW people are so gleeful in a doctor's office) weighed herself, telling everyone in hearing distance that she was indeed weighing herself. When she was admitted, she made sure to let the nurse know. Gleefully.

No, I don't get my flu shots in mental hospitals.

That's about as interesting as my day goes, I'm afraid.

November 12th, 2008

Taste the Rainbow @ 02:37 pm

I'm Feeling So: geeky geeky
LP I'm Listening To: cross my heart by the rocket summer

Strange fact.

When I eat Skittles, I dump the whole bag out on a piece of paper.

I have to eat the green and the yellow ones together (one each at a time).  When either runs out, I mix them with orange. The purple ones, I have to eat with the red ones (two purple to one red at most, until the purple run out).  The orange and the red are the only ones I can eat by themselves.

I am an interesting specimen.

November 10th, 2008


LP I'm Listening To: Pope by Prince

Okay.  Storytime.  True story.  I just want to share this with you because I think you will find it as enjoyable as I did.

This happened a while ago, but it is seriously uber-hilarious (better than drugs is what this is...lol).

So, I was hanging out with Chelsea, Mandabear, Josh, and these two other girls that are friends of Amanda's that we all just met.

It started with the brunette one, we like to call her "Eiffel Tower"

We were listening to a song that had something about a train in it. 

Chelsea: Let's start a train! [she's hilarious]

ET: I've led a train!

Everyone: silence...wtf?

ET: Wait...what's a train?

Chelsea: It's when a guy fucks you and then he leaves and another guy comes and so on and so forth.

ET: Oh no...mine's called an Eiffel Tower.

Everyone: Umm...wtf?

ET: It's where you're giving head to a guy and another guy fucks you from behind and they high five.  But I was on x so you can't really blame me for it.

Me and Chelsea: [glance at each other]  I LOVE ANAL!

Other girl: You've done anal?

Chelsea: Oh no!  I would never do that!  That's just gross.

Other girl: You say you'll never try it.  But I got really high the other night and when I woke up, my ass was bleeding.  I looked at my guy and was like, "What happened last night?"  And he was like "We had some fun..." And I was like, "Well obviously! My assholes bleeding!"

Other girl has officially been dubbed "Anal"

So yeah.  Chelsea and I both agree that it wouldn't have been a big deal if she had told us this story after we had known her for more than five minutes.  But it wouldn't be as funny of a story if it had happened like that.

One day, Chelsea asked me 'why would anyone tell something like that after just meeting someone?  I totally did not need to know that her asshole had been bleeding the other day...'

I laughed and said 'I agree. But if she hadn't told us that, then we wouldn't have a funny-as-hell inside joke with a fucking funny ass story behind it.'

She completely agreed and then we both decided that we were definitely glad that that moment happened when it did.

Okay...that's all of my story...


We had some fun last night.
Well obviously! My assholes bleeding!


Holly and Cat: A couple of slobs